Aliens are reading my blog !

Yes, I got prove.

Provided if they got ISP (Internet Service Provider), and they got WIFI technology, because you don't see a copper phone line connecting Earth and Mars right ? So they need WIFI, then tap into any coffee bean/starbucks, type in the CORRECT URL (If, they still have fingers after their latest evolution) and "Ta da ~" my blog.

So what if the Alien like my blog and decided to see me in person? By tracking the IP most probably they'll know where am I. They'll prefer abducting me coz that's what they are good at, according to some earthling’s documentary movie (The X Files). So what should I do?

"The Blog in Space team has received a number of inquiries this month on generally practiced contact protocol. While Blog in Space offers no "official" rules per say, we endorse the following steps.

1) If they ask to be taken to your leader, contact the White House immediately. If you can't get through to the President, ask for the Vice President and follow the line of succession from there.

2) Practice Active listening. Taking an interest in what the extraterrestrials are saying builds trust and provides foundation for future contact.

3) Strike a common bond. For instance, you might ask if he/she/it has an active interest in stamp collecting or wiffle ball.

4) Don't come on too strong. Nothing is more unattractive to alien life forms than a needy Earthling.

5) It's okay not to comment. While the Blog In Space team is pro-alien (and always will be), it would be ignorant to assume there aren't a few bad apples in the universe. If you are questioned about Earth's solar defenses or nuclear technology, we recommend you change the subject. "

Does it make sense to you? Let us analyse the protocol.

*1) Huh ? Contact the white house? I don't even have Ah Bush or Ah Dick's number, Dato' Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi's contact I also dun't have, may be I'll show them UMNO building. What the heck, I'll just bring them home to my dad, coz he's da boss!!!

*2) And where could I learn how to speak Alien language? On Earth? If I speak Alien or they speak mandarin/english/bm/hokkien/cantonese, looks like they have more choices.

*3) Hehe... this one I know, you see the BIG ROUND SHINNING eyes they have? That's is meant for checking out leng loois (SYT or Pretty Girls)... I'll bring them clubbing, Japanese car show, strip dance, nude beach ...... sure can strike some bond.

*4) Ok, no problem, I'll play ignorant, plus some teasing and flirting.

*5) "YOU BLODDY BIG HEAD F**KING GREEN BEANS, YOUR FREAKING EYES LOOK LIKE POLISHED MERCEDES CLK HEAD LIGHTS....." Yes, I think it's better not to say anything, even you are a truthful person. Honesty is not the best policy in this case. Anyone here know about nuclear technology? What?! You dunno? Go get a James Bond Movie TODAY! So DON"T TELL THE ALIENS ABOUT JAMES BOND MOVIES! May be Mission Impossible too...

However one thing puzzled me here, why can't we tell them the Solar Defense thingy? It's common sense, you no need a PHD/Secret Government Project/Genius to understand how it works, even the toilet cleaning Ah Soh with primary education know how to operate the system WITHOUT ANY TRAINING! Some more they can get it anywhere, it's a retail product, even online.

The Solar Defense System comes with different brand too :) They also got ULTRA series Defense system, Solar Defense Booster, as well as FULL SPECTRUM Defense System.

Wanna extend your readers coverage to other than human? You can have your blog send to space here.

*Some info : If you think Alien don't read blogs, I think you are Alien. Anyone ever been to US will know that humanoid whom is not an US citizen will be termed as ALIEN ! So you are US Citizen a not? Else you are ALIEN ~ AND YOU ARE READING MY BLOG !*

When/Who/Why should you say it?

This entry is inspired by a post in shaolintiger. I recommend you guys to read this entry before proceeding.

His blog is one of the sites I won't miss everyday. I admire his wisdom and constructive thinking.

I once complained about my experience in McD because of the bad ignorant service plus my large fries is as much as small ones. But ALL my friends that were with me that time says I'm so uncle/aunty alike, calculative and I should be patient. It's not normal for me to give such feedback unless it is REALLY BAD!

Whether it is because of face, no courage to stand for themselves or prefer to complain yet do nothing, I do aware it is becoming a culture. Not much of people will fight back when they get push around or been taken advantage of. Note that moaning and complaining to friends during mamak session is as good as doing nothing. Do the right thing, tell the people who you should be telling, let them know what is happening and they would have the chance to improve.

I myself went through a very good example of this case. There was a staff of mine who ignores the customers and treats the customers rudely. Out of the 500 customers I had, only 2 person told me about it. And this two person, one is my good friend who feels that I should know; another one is a good friend of another staff. What happen to the rest of the 498 people? They feel happy when people treat them bad? It was later I asked a few of the customers, they said that that staff is bad, lazy... blah... blah... I would not have known this if not because of the two person. Although now I use to chat with customer to see what they want and what is happening, but I think there are still lots of unsatisfied people out there.

You don't expect to see changes or improvement if you don't give feedback. You don't expect the superior to be a private investigator and find out who's the asshole. You don't expect the superior somewhat get enlightened and realize the problem one day. Common sense should tell you lazy/bad staff will atleast show themselves hardworking and friendly when their superior is around.

Believe me, people do make improvement if they have a chance, provided if they know it. Atleast I do. I conducted a staff meeting to create awareness, guide them on treating the customers and discuss about the issue that arise. But before all these gonna happen, YOU NEED TO LET THEM KNOW! Let them know you are not happy, how you were treated, how wrong the things were done and so on. Not only complains, you can tell the management how good the staff was too, or tell them to keep on the good work, they are on the right track. If you have no idea who to tell, next level of superior or fill in the feedback card/form will be the best choice.

So let us,

“Make a difference, do something for someone ELSE for a change, for your future children, or the future generation.” -- Quoted from ST.

NOW!

Check the expiration date before you buy!

Driving in my car...

Gal : ah ~ ahhHH ~ AAHHHH ~ CHOOOOOoo ~ (Self awareness kicks in, tried to suppress for good image)

Me : **Pointing to the tissue box** You want tissue ? Help yourself...

Gal : **Look at the tissue box** EEeee... How long your tissue put here liao? OLD one ar ?

Me : (-_-") **Look at the brand new tissue box** New one, just got it last week, but didn't check the expiration date when I bought, may be expired already...

Gal : ...Hehe.....**Grab tissue**... **grab tissue**...

In future, tissue will have expiration date printed on it, so as your diamond wedding ring. Erizabesu, please make sure your wedding ring is NEW when you got it in future... hehe... :p

Movie Review - Flight Plan

Yeah, I was bored, two movies in two days.

"Flying at 40,000 feet in a cavernous, state-of-the-art 474 aircraft, Kyle Pratt (Jodie Foster) faces every mother's worst nightmare when her six-year-old daughter, Julia, vanishes without a trace mid-flight from Berlin to New York. Already emotionally devastated by the unexpected death of her husband, Kyle desperately struggles to prove her sanity to the disbelieving flight crew and passengers while facing the very real possibility that she may be losing her mind. While neither Captain Rich (Sean Bean) nor Air Marshall Gene Carson (Peter Sarsgaard) want to doubt the bereaved widow, all evidence indicates that her daughter was never on board resulting in paranoia and doubt among the passengers and crew of the plane. Finding herself desperately alone, Kyle can only rely on her own wits to solve the mystery and save her daughter."

Jodie did a very good job from making people believe that she really lost her daughter on the plane till she's psychotic disorder widow. At one time I feel like feeding the woman with drugs to make her sleep. Talk about fear of flying, the tension build up was good in the first hour, but too bad the ending, sort of fall down in flames. It is fun to see how people react to the situation, the captain, the flight crew, and the passengers, very sarcastic. Looks like everyone has a little craziness in them.

I like the part where they dissect the whole plane. You can almost see how the whole plane looks like, places that you won't have the chance to visit especially after 911. The huge plane did give me a feeling of one might lost more than just a PDA, may be your virginity mother in law. It's kinda wasted as the story is quite good, just the twist at the end spoils it. Despite the illogical plots and the bad landing which spoils the whole film, with Jodie you'll still have a fun and entertaining departure. By the way, she has a pair of beautiful blue eyes too :)

Overall, the not so intense thriller is still a worthy watch. I'll give 6/10.

Movie Review - The Skeleton Key

"From the writer of The Ring (Ehren Kruger) and the director of K-Pax (Ian Softley) comes Universal Pictures' contemporary supernatural thriller, The Skeleton Key. Set largely in the dark atmospheric backwoods just outside of New Orleans, The Skeleton key stars Hudson as Carolinem a live-in nurse hired to care for an elderly woman's (Rowlands) ailing husband (Hurt) in their home.. a foreboding and decrepit mansion in the Louisiana delta. Intrigued by the enigmatic couplem their mysterious and secretive ways and their rambling house, Caronline begins to explore the old mansion. Armed with a skeleton key that unlocks every door, she discovers a hidden attic room that holds a deadly and terrifying secret. Peter Sarsgaard potrays Luke, the local attorney working on the couple's estate, and Joy Bryant plays a Jill, Caroline's best friend."

Besides Kate Hudson bath scene, which I'm surprised it wasn't cut, she in hot tight pants while she was sleeping, I can't really remember what else is worth the watch. May be the CGI swamp around the house, which looks quite real. I got mislead by the title "The Skeleton Key". Thought the 'mysterious' key would lead to something scary or itself is scary but if you were planning to pay some money to get yourself scared, like I was planning, please go for other movie. May be Lord of the ring's slaughtering scene would do more scary effect than this one.

I dunno about others but if I'm watching ghost/scary movie, I'll atleast expect something scary to appear/happen but the movie keep on dragging and at the end, nothing scary really happened. However I did get something from the movie, that is, the difference between Voodoo and Hoodoo, the definition of both, and looks like Voodoo is much more powerful, do check out 'Chukie'. Damn... am I watching an education movie or what?

Rating.... 3/10 (1 for Kate, 1 for the CGI, 1 for the Voodoo/Hoodoo info)

I wish you a merry christmas day ! (^_^)

When I was messaging a friend today, she suddenly ask "Why you sound so happy?". I was like "Huh?!". Why shouldn't I? Suppose if no sad things happen, by default I will be happy. I didn't realise that I need a reason to be happy. May be some people have three mood, Happy, no feeling and sad. If no happy/sad things happened, they'll just be (-_-) for whole day, like a zombie or something.

I once received an email about one could always choose to be happy or sad, regardless of sad/happy things that happened, it all depends on how you look in it and how you gonna react to it. But the ""Why you sound so happy?" question bring me back to when I was 15 years old, where there were another girl asking me a similar question "Why you always laugh?" I realised one thing that since then, I wasn't laughing as much as I was.

Challenges -An optimist would say
Problems - Normal people like me use to say
Friction - Another normal people word but been engineered
God's will/Fate - Sounds more like someone who gave up
Your fault/God's fault ! - People who lay blame on bad things that happen
Lessons/Learning Experience - People who learn from mistakes and move on would say
Why? Why me? Why no one help me? - Some people call them losers

All the bold words are referring to the same thing, as different people sees and call it different way. I been through all these stages myself. Sometimes I learned from lessons, sometimes I give up, sometimes I wish live wasn't so bored and I need more challenges, and sometimes I just ask why others don't have to go through the difficulties that I faced? There are even times that I'm enlightened enough to let go of everything, focusing on solving the issue and helping others to get out from the bad stuff.

There are always different opinions in live. Because it all depends on how you sees it and how you choose to react upon it. Sad to say that some people don't even realised they can choose to be happy if they want, but they choose to be sad/angry when things go against their will.

Is there such thing called freedom? Yes, I do believe, because I want it. But do you think you really can handle freedom? For example, freedom of speech. A person voiced out opinion of "Gay is a sin, and they are atheist" (One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods). You can imagine how many people are offended. To tell you the truth I'm ok with gay too, as long as both party are happy. But that idea of GAY IS A SIN doesn't bother me at all, although I oppose the idea. However lots of people become so angry with that statement, they fight back like someone had just killed the person they loved. I understand if those people are gay/lesbian. But apparently most of them are not. They fight back because it's oppose to what they believe, what they ALWAYS BELIEVE FOR THEIR WHOLE LIFE. Things get even more complicated when people bring religion/biology/emotion/feelings/History into the issue. I see words like "stupid", "hypocrite", "sexual discrimination", "I hate you", "You are WRONG!", "self-righteous uneducated dribble" (Walaueh... I got new word to impress my friends liao...)

** You can get the full article here! **

My head start spinning before I finish everything. So I stopped, grab myself a cold soya bean milk and some snacks. I think people who response in such swear words and anger just can't handle "THE POWER OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH" as well as the consequences. What they didn't realised is that their action is indirectly opposing the idea of "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"(You can see how many people are saying such post shouldn't be there in the first place). I always thought that I think too much, because lots of my friends say so. But look at these people, I wasn't even get 10% of what there are going to. You know what I think? I think they hurt lots of people, whether they are gay, people who support gay or people who oppose it.

So what happen to the winner? The people who debate till the end, say, may be, 50 years later, finally converting everyone to think that Gay is right/wrong? HE/SHE WILL BE ELECTED AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE EARTH + A TRILLION DOLLAR CASH + BEEN WORSHIP AS GOD! YEAH ~ Clap hands ~

"ARE YOU HAPPY?"

"ARE YOU HAPPY WHEN YOU WERE DEBATING THE ISSUE?"

"DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY WHEN YOU SWEAR/GIVE BAD NAMES/HURTING OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFERENT OPINION?"

"DO YOU THINK YOU"LL BE HAPPY IF YOU WIN OVER THIS ISSUE?"

Think about it. This is my philosophy. You can say that it won't apply for all the situations that happen. Yeah, I agree, like alien attacking the earth. (And why must alien associate with "attack the earth"? They might be holding a passport and diving equipment for a happy vacation at Redang Island) Ops, out of topic. What I'm trying to say, if the next day one car come and decided to send you to heaven/hell, won't you be happier if you could make use of the time to do something better rather than arguing? Come on, it's just an article about one's opinion, not the world is trying to get rid of gay or start killing gays.

I believe that all this years I did hurt lots of friends and my love ones, especially when we are having controversial opinion. Not all the time I would be enlighten enough to remember that everyone is entitled for the freedom of speech, as my reaction to perturbation is depending on my mood. Although I won't be so crazy till calling them "Self-righteous dumbass uneducated dribble hypocrite", but deep inside I know I had hurt them by arguing and trying so hard to prove that they are wrong. I would like to say "I'm sorry". For all the reasons that I argue and trying to change you with my philosophy, I only wanted you to be happy, to be able to live a better life by looking things in a different way. But in the process I actually make you sadder. Even when I'm wrong, due to my pride, my beliefs, my face, my ignorance of the fact that I might be wrong, I might still stand on my pathetic point of view. I just want you all to know that, I love you all. I dunno how to say it in front of you all because I just feel so awkward. I care, that's why. I just wish when we come out for yam cha, 99% of the time we'll be sharing our happiness and funny things that happened, and 1% on the sadness where I could lend you my shoulder to cry upon.

Woah... 5.27AM... This is by far my longest post... I should celebrate by pampering myself with some good food... hehe...Anyone wanna join me? CY you can only choose where to go, coz you are coming with me... hahaha... I guess I should stop here. Wish you all a happy day ahead \(^o^)/

Would like to dedicated this favorite song of mine to you all : "Heaven is a place on earth" by Belinda Carlisle.

How to tell if your friends are horny?

Tool you need : A friendster account and your friends inside



Walaueh... most of my friends in friendster are girls... I was wondering... may be the second degree peoples did the good job...

I asked a few friends and all their "Popular search" have the similar stuff, even though they have different network/account.

So friendster by default set it to ham sap mode..
Or,
So many ham sap fellas around...
Or,
I'm dreaming... again... :p

Something spoiled again...

…so I went to complain....

Me : Eh.. the thing so bloody expensive, RM200, how come no warranty one ?

HQ : Err.. because get from oversea.. (China)

Me : Ha? Like that how? You must fix for me leh...at the mean time please get me a temporally one…

HQ : Ok we'll try fix, may be just the pin inside drop already... Next time ask the staff to be more gentle...

Me : Woah... all the staff are girls leh... not gentle enough ar?

HQ : Err.. still not gentle enough, so it died...

Me : Ok I'll get boys to work.

By the way, HQ is a woman, if you ask.

So LK, WY, WF, C, and J, HQ said please be MORE gentle. I met Agent Smith at kenny's place, he says :

***Updated. Thanks kenny sia for the pic.

Sony CM-DX1000

My first handphone, it makes me EXTRAORDINRY~! Got it from my cousin when I was in college 6 years ago.