Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Obama WON!

United States elected a black president. They go beyond the race, and united they'll be stronger.
Also,
"The first thing Obama's presidency means for black people is, at least
momentarily, a sense of full citizenship," said Melissa Harris-Lacewell, a
political science professor at Princeton University.

Can you imagine a CHINESE/Indian/Non-Umno Prime Minister in Malaysia?
When Non-Umno citizen like us can have a "sense of full citizenship" in our own homeland?
It's time to change those asshole moron ministers who still playing racial cards to gain popularity, else forever Malaysia won't success.

United States can do it, why can't we?

Monday, October 20, 2008

爱唱歌的嘉轩

10月3号,放工后突然想听歌,便到Kuchai Lama 的 Wings Cafe 坐坐。
就是那时候,遇见了嘉轩
1999年ASTRO新秀大赛亚军,这女孩赢过不少奖
很少买CD的我,只因她第一首唱的歌是Rainy Day,便不多思索的买下了她的 EP。
而且,见到她时,有种熟悉的感觉,大概因为她也是猴子吧? 哈哈。。。
可能以前搞创作是有遇到吧,都整十多年了呢。。。
当我走去跟她要一张EP时,她还‘啊’了一下,好像很奇怪我会买似的,很可爱的表情。。。
然后这两个星期每天听她的歌,发梦也会唱了。。。
还有,手机的铃声也换了她的歌,这次大概在街上不会跟人家撞手机铃声了吧?
把隐形的翅膀换掉,张韶涵会哭呢 :p

她的歌,超棒的。EP里我最喜欢的两首歌,‘Rainy Day’ 和‘分开一星期’,都是她作曲,杨若仪作词,很期待她俩第2张唱片里所会带来的惊喜。

相信,嘉轩以后一定会很红,那时也不知可不可以在民歌餐厅再听她现场演唱。。。

Rainy Day 的 chorus :)

‘Oh rain~ rainy day
Hey~ it's no ordinary day
Rain~ 给我自在的力量
让我认清楚方向

Oh rain~ rainy day
Hey~ A truly happy day
Rain~ 给我自在的力量
在没有你 的世界
在雨天期待太阳’

大家要买她的 EP 啦,肯定不会后悔 :)

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Stickgal tells everything... *Updated*

1...2...3....4...5.....6 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN ONE FREAKING DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'm gonna MC tomorrow.
* 7..... 8 ...... 9 !!!!!!! ON THE FOLLOWING DAY!!! I FEEL LIKE KILLING THE IN PEOPLE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Tagged by muffin again

**Warning, contains explicit contents, whoever will allergic to death with vulgar words, please kindly fuck off** Ops, did I just kill you?**

Name: splendid way
Sisters: 1

Brothers: 1
Shoe size: 9 or 10
Height: Much taller than muffin
Where do you live: Galaxy.Solar System.Earth.Malaysia.Selangor.Petaling Jaya
Favourite drinks: Absolute Vodka, Chiavas, black/blue/gold lable H2O

Favourite breakfast: Anything with egg, boiled egg, half boil egg, scramble egg, sunny side up, if got toast + cheese will be perfect.

Have you ever
Been on a plane? Of course, even Tarzan been on plane before.

Swam in the ocean: siao, u try swim in PG beach and see..
Fallen asleep at school: definitely, that's what school for.
Fell off your chair: Always, it's the chair's fault, it only have 2 legs.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: yes, but thanks to skype, i can call free now..
Saved emails? I'm gmail user with 7203.107464MB free storage(and counting), i don't saved emails, I just don't delete it.
What is your room like: Something like Joe's apartment minus the cockroach and the cute girl.
What’s right beside you: Athena Beh's poster
What is the last thing you ate: Fry pork chop at Wing's cafe kuchai lama

Ever had
Chicken pox: Yeah, and i survived. Then I bring it back home as gift to my bro & sis, they must be hating me so much.. wahahha..
Sore throat: Yep, 琵琶膏 will help
Stitches: Sure la, people call me monkey king kong one leh...
Broken nose: Choi, touch wood
Do you Believe in love at first sight: Not only first sight, can be second, third, fourth... fifth...n+1... oh yeah, i believe in hate in first sight too..

Like picnics: yes, but haven't been doing it since the day i saw a family picnicking inside KLCC toilet.
Who was, were The last person you danced with: My ex-colleague, I haven't been clubbing/dancing since I work in this company :(

Last person who made you smile: Taofu peng
You last yelled at: Taofu Peng, coz I sit in her car again, and sitting in her car is scarier than sitting in a roller coaster.

Today did you
Talk to someone you like: EVERYDAY :)
Kissed anyone: not yetGet
sick: I'm sick everyday.
Miss someone: So many to miss, so less time..
Eat: Just had 2 half boiled egg with kaya/butter toast, 油炸鬼, 芋头糕 + glutinous rice.
Best feeling in the world: fuck. That includes scolding the asshole that I wanted to scold since the day I hate in first sight with him/her, "FUCK YOU ~"

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Not anymore. There are plenty of best feeling things' to sleep with.
What’s under your bed: Dust, comics, Stack of A4 paper, guitar books/CDs, dead body of "Who do you really hate".
Who do you really hate: The person just died, see "What’s under your bed"
What time is it now?: 11:58AM 5thOct08 (Damn, it took me 3 days to write this post...)


Random
Do you want children: yes, and i'll train them to be as kickass as i am
Do you smile often: hahaha.. so many jokers around.
Do you like your hand-writing: splendid
Are your toe nails painted: Nope, it's not a trend for metrosexual guys yet.
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: eerrr... my gf's bed?
What color shirt are you wearing now: I'm naked.
What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday: dinner with mun mun, ah fong & ah bi
When did you cry last: MAN only cries in heart.
Are you a friendly person: If you think asking a "hate in first sight" people to fuck off is friendly, then yes, I'm VERY friendly.
Do you have any pets: I did have some goldfish, and I even wrote it in my dairy.

Where is the person you have feelings for right now? In my heart.
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now: Also in my heart.
Do you sleep with the TV on?: I don't have a TV, anyone wanna donate a 42" LCD for me?
Have you ever crawled through a window?: I thought we suppose to do that? no?
Can you handle the truth?: Yes, of course, normally I'll handle it with spanner, C4, bitch slap, buddha mountain invisible kick, you get the idea.
Are you too forgiving?: YES, after the truth handling, I normally forgive them, else I'll just go through another round.
Are you closer to your mother or father?: mama
Who was the last person you cried in front of?: my heart. Man cries in heart, remember?
How many people can you say you’ve really loved?: Anyone that i didn't hate in first/second/third/fourth/n+1 sight.
Do you eat healthy?: No, I don't eat healthy, i eat food.
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: .... -_-lll
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: -_-lllllll
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: Depends what is the cause of bad day.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: Both, to the extreme.
Are you confident?: of course, else i would name myself "lousy way" instead of splendid.

3 things I was doing 10 years ago: eat, sleep, shit, i eat muffin too.
snacks I enjoy: Too many, now most of the time i grab my snacks from ss's place.
3 of my bad habits: lazy to blog, forgive assholes that shouldn't be forgiven, love sleeping.
3 places I have lived in: All these while I only live in earth, I wanna try mars sometime, you know, there's a saying that man are from mars. But the next place I wanna live is Venus ;)
4 people I tag: All my blogger friends that still read my blog... haha.. (Only if you free, i don't force people.. I'm VERY friendly one :p )




Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Milk + Muffin = Splendid

Last saturday I have a "More than 10 years friends" gathering. But few of them can't make it. So left 3 of us. Muffin and I had known each other for more than 20 years... damn.. the figure wasn't that scary 3 years ago. Now it makes me sound so old -_-lll

Despite the lousy lunch at Sakae Sushi The Curve(Soli lah Muffin, I think Sushi Zanmai @ 1U is much better, hehe..), we manage to catch up for the juicy and scary stories among each other. Seems like mine is the most pathetic one, nothing else but work.

The good news is, finally Milk D is getting married. The only bad thing, or the worst thing, is that she don't even have control on how her wedding gonna be like. Stupid people, it's not their own wedding but they want the wedding to be their way, like they are the one that getting married. Sad to hear what Milk D have to go through now, and future. Nothing much I can help besides cleaning up my room. Milk D, you're always welcome home la :)

The crazy thing is, she's asking me to be MADE OF HONOUR
!! Si beh jia lat, I think she watched too much movie. The more crazier thing is, I'm considering it. I think must be her tears la.. it works on me, and she knows that -_-lll Blardy muffin still make her cry more..

Oh yeah, talk about muffin, she's very pro in wedding, anyone want to get marry can hire her as wedding planner. I'm amazed on the details she gave during meet up. May be I'll hire her for my wedding planning in future, will pay her with a dozen of muffin :p

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The ISA

A bit late, especially the whole world already heard about it. Nevertheless a good joke is always nice to share at anytime.




Don't understand? Let me simulate a scenario for your better understanding.

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One day, Innocent Girl went shopping in a megamall during mega sale, after the sale war she was happily carrying 5 pairs of new shoes, 10 sets of new cloths & a "How to blog for dummies" book back to her car. Suddenly a Bad Guy jumps out from nowhere, holding a parang...

Bad Guy from Bukit Bendera: I want to rob your money and colour ! wahahhahaha...

Innocent Girl : **High pitch in C key*** aaaaaAAaaaaaaaa ~~~ Heeeeeeellllllpppppppp ~~~

The Bad Guy from Bukit Bendera got provoked and slash the Innocent Girl, but just before the parang hit the Innocent girl, her survival instinct kicks in, and her reflex system trigger her leg to kick the Bad Guy's balls.

Bad Guy from Bukit Bendera : *Rolling on the floor* OMG... pecah liao...

Then the Innocent Girl faster drive her car away to the nearest police station and report to the police. But the next thing she knows, she was handcuffed by the police.

Innocent Girl : **Dumbfucked** WTF ~ KNNCCB, what the hell you are doing?

Police : Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar thinks your life was threatened, so we have to detained you under the Internal Security Act (ISA)!

So there goes the Innocent Girl, locked up and sleeping on a concrete floor in jail, wondering what she had done wrong besides voting for the wrong government...

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Morale of the story : (pick one, whichever applies)

1) Innocent Girl should kick the Bad Guy's balls few more times with her sharp high heels so that the police will detained him due to Innocent Girl is threatening his life rather than he threatening hers.

2) Siao, don't report police la... wanna go 1 day tour in jail kah?

3) Don't go shopping, better still, don't go anywhere, just stay home and plant mushroom.

4) Don't buy books or do anything related to blogging.

5) Don't vote dumb ass as government, coz they should be the ones that been detained.

So the next time when you're in danger, may be your should call me rather than police because the police will lock you up, but I can always ramp my car over the bad guys and send them to the police for lockup after we kick their balls & ass ;)

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Movie Review - Babylon A.D.


"In the near future, Toorop (Vin Diesel) is a mercenary who takes the job of escorting a woman named Aurora from Eastern Europe to New York. While he thinks this is just an ordinary mission, he gradually finds out that his guest is carrying twins that have the potential to become the next Messiahs — and everybody wants to get their hands on them."

Worse movie of the year. Don't even think about download.
Better save your hard disk space for something more constructive like spyware, porn, own camwhore pictures, or windows vista.
Rate : 1/10 (1 point for supporting Michelle Yeoh)