Milk + Muffin = Splendid

Last saturday I have a "More than 10 years friends" gathering. But few of them can't make it. So left 3 of us. Muffin and I had known each other for more than 20 years... damn.. the figure wasn't that scary 3 years ago. Now it makes me sound so old -_-lll

Despite the lousy lunch at Sakae Sushi The Curve(Soli lah Muffin, I think Sushi Zanmai @ 1U is much better, hehe..), we manage to catch up for the juicy and scary stories among each other. Seems like mine is the most pathetic one, nothing else but work.

The good news is, finally Milk D is getting married. The only bad thing, or the worst thing, is that she don't even have control on how her wedding gonna be like. Stupid people, it's not their own wedding but they want the wedding to be their way, like they are the one that getting married. Sad to hear what Milk D have to go through now, and future. Nothing much I can help besides cleaning up my room. Milk D, you're always welcome home la :)

The crazy thing is, she's asking me to be MADE OF HONOUR!! Si beh jia lat, I think she watched too much movie. The more crazier thing is, I'm considering it. I think must be her tears la.. it works on me, and she knows that -_-lll Blardy muffin still make her cry more..

Oh yeah, talk about muffin, she's very pro in wedding, anyone want to get marry can hire her as wedding planner. I'm amazed on the details she gave during meet up. May be I'll hire her for my wedding planning in future, will pay her with a dozen of muffin :p

The ISA

A bit late, especially the whole world already heard about it. Nevertheless a good joke is always nice to share at anytime.

Don't understand? Let me simulate a scenario for your better understanding.

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One day, Innocent Girl went shopping in a megamall during mega sale, after the sale war she was happily carrying 5 pairs of new shoes, 10 sets of new cloths & a "How to blog for dummies" book back to her car. Suddenly a Bad Guy jumps out from nowhere, holding a parang...

Bad Guy from Bukit Bendera: I want to rob your money and colour ! wahahhahaha...

Innocent Girl : **High pitch in C key*** aaaaaAAaaaaaaaa ~~~ Heeeeeeellllllpppppppp ~~~

The Bad Guy from Bukit Bendera got provoked and slash the Innocent Girl, but just before the parang hit the Innocent girl, her survival instinct kicks in, and her reflex system trigger her leg to kick the Bad Guy's balls.

Bad Guy from Bukit Bendera : *Rolling on the floor* OMG... pecah liao...

Then the Innocent Girl faster drive her car away to the nearest police station and report to the police. But the next thing she knows, she was handcuffed by the police.

Innocent Girl : **Dumbfucked** WTF ~ KNNCCB, what the hell you are doing?

Police : Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar thinks your life was threatened, so we have to detained you under the Internal Security Act (ISA)!

So there goes the Innocent Girl, locked up and sleeping on a concrete floor in jail, wondering what she had done wrong besides voting for the wrong government...

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Morale of the story : (pick one, whichever applies)

1) Innocent Girl should kick the Bad Guy's balls few more times with her sharp high heels so that the police will detained him due to Innocent Girl is threatening his life rather than he threatening hers.

2) Siao, don't report police la... wanna go 1 day tour in jail kah?

3) Don't go shopping, better still, don't go anywhere, just stay home and plant mushroom.

4) Don't buy books or do anything related to blogging.

5) Don't vote dumb ass as government, coz they should be the ones that been detained.

So the next time when you're in danger, may be your should call me rather than police because the police will lock you up, but I can always ramp my car over the bad guys and send them to the police for lockup after we kick their balls & ass ;)

Movie Review - Babylon A.D.

"In the near future, Toorop (Vin Diesel) is a mercenary who takes the job of escorting a woman named Aurora from Eastern Europe to New York. While he thinks this is just an ordinary mission, he gradually finds out that his guest is carrying twins that have the potential to become the next Messiahs — and everybody wants to get their hands on them."

Worse movie of the year. Don't even think about download.

Better save your hard disk space for something more constructive like spyware, porn, own camwhore pictures, or windows vista.

Rate : 1/10 (1 point for supporting Michelle Yeoh)

如鱼得水

从爱吃甜的，到现在的奶茶不加糖，
从爱喝汽水，到现在的白开水，
从不吃矮瓜，到现在的无它不欢，
从自己的抗拒，到今天接受，内心的冲突从没平息过.

时间，的确改变了我，站在镜子前，感觉是那么的陌生...
唯一，那无污的地方，在雨声中浮现在眼前...

好喜欢下雨天，以前也是，现在也是.

这几天连续下了几场小雨，好久没静静地坐下来，聆听雨滴落在屋顶上那嘀嗒声。
雨掉在屋顶，雨拍打著水花，和眼泪的嘀嗒声，是不一样的.
闭上眼，耳中传来的雨声，冲走我的烦恼，净化了我的心灵.
轻轻地吸了一口气，下雨的味道，让我有活着的感觉.
那味道，有时像茶，有时像咖啡，有时像情人，有时像爸妈.
霎那间，心里觉得好平静，烦恼是那么的遥远.

雨，还在下.今晚会是个温暖的夜晚.

我爱雨天，以后也是.