Sunday, March 19, 2006

The best ever invention in the world

It was way back during my college time, an idea came into my mind after attending the digital theory lecture. This very powerful idea can ultimately save the whole world. No one realized how great this thing was, and its hidden ability wasn't discovered and fully utilized. Now I'm going to unveil the cutting edge technology human kind ever created.

Ta~ Da ~

THE SPLENDID INVERTER!

How does it works? It will invert anything!!
For the engineers, this is how the schematic diagram looks like.

Together with the simulated waveform results.

The algebraic symbol is shown too. As for the normal people, let me explain a bit. 'In' is where you input the stuff you want to change and 'Out' is the result. 'vdd' is 'Very Dumb Data' where you input the particular thing you want to change.

For example, you think your black hair colour is too dumb/boring, so you decided to change it to orange colour. So you aim the device at your head, 'vdd' value you input 'hair' and just press the button and "ZAPPPPPPP ~~" your hair turn into orange colour. Make sure you don't forget to input 'hair colour to orange' in the 'vdd' else your whole head might turn into orange! Lastly, 'vss' refers to the power source. Every electronic device also need power ok?

Why it is named 'vss' but not something make sense like 'power' or 'plug the god damn power cable here, you idiot' is because electronics theory were designed to be complicated in the first place, so engineers can earn money from the dumb people. However as people evolve, some dumb ass actually smart enough form a big company to hire engineers work their ass out to design cool stuff like 'pentium 4 HT' with low pay and no OT claims. So you always heard engineers complaining their boss is super dumb ass like this. But that's another story.

You might be wondering, why black inverted into orange? Aint it suppose to be white? Now this device is very flexible. It can invert to any colour you want. As we know black is the combination of all colors (If you don't believe, unplug one of the 3 colour cartridge in your printer and try print black). So by inverting the rest of the colours into white except orange, you'll get your orange colour hair. That's all I can say, further designs details are proprietary technology which to be kept secret.

If you totally don't understand what I'm saying start from the very beginning, then that's good, because you are qualify to become boss, but if you do, welcome to the smart club :)

The product can be used to fix various problems. Ok, a picture worth a thousand words, let me show you how it works.

From god's mistake to super leng looi. Big flat nose to pointy sharp nose, big mouth to seductive lips, airport to twin tower, manly nose digging to girlish hair-playing habit, no plastic surgery, no laser hair removal, no more torturing protein diet, no need exercise, no side effects! Now everyone can be supermodel!


The name calling events in dewan rakyat, from monkey to ular sawar, shows that the MPs who lead Malaysia have IQ and EQ of a primary school kid, coz you only hear such name callings during primary school. Leading a bunch of idiots to a better nation is just impossible for our prime minister, 2020? forget about it. As a good citizen who cares for his own country, this will do some help.

Dumb to genius, best for Malaysia leaders.

Another problem in Malaysia is corruption. By not having transparency provided a very good place for those dumb ass to take money from people legally without any prove. So the SPLENDID INVERTER makes another miracle again.

Best for fixing Malaysia culture.

The power of SPLENDID INVERTER not only limited to these. Since our neighbor country famous for BBQ-ing their own country, and it's not of our authority to teach them how to run a country, this is what we can do the most.

The yearly haze event is coming, no need to be afraid, we got SPLENDID INVERTER.

Now, the most important thing need to be solved....

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Feeling better? Next time remember to vote the right government, stop complaining now.

6 Comments:

Blogger koekoe said...

omg... i wonder what happens if i'm inverted by the almighty splendid inverter...

i think i'll turn into an ugly STRAIGHT(note the straight, i'm gay :p) hunk who watches rambo and rocky everyday and drinks 6 eggs blended with milk... and i talk like chuck norris... wooo~~~

anyway... if the gahmen wanna increase the gas price... they should do something like increasin the quality of the public transportation... kanasai... in foreign countries with good public transportation dun even care about the gas price increament la... summore less polution... +__+

i nvr complain about the price increament though :x and it's not fair for me since i'm not old enough to vote for my gahmen...

2:11 PM  
Blogger way said...

u ar... i think will turn into god's mistake.. please refer to the 4th pic :P
but no need afraid.. anytime can turn back one..

u will get your turn to complain in future.. don't worry :P

4:29 PM  
Blogger koekoe said...

nah... sex also needs to be changed... i'm oledi considered as ang kong's mistake :p

3:59 PM  
Blogger way said...

wah.. u dig your nose like in the picture one ar? and u got beard? strange la.. from your picture here doesn't seems much mistake to me... :P

1:44 PM  
Blogger koekoe said...

come on... nobody loves blockin nose... and girls also grow fur on the face ma...
tht's y...

*dig dig dig* walao geli =..=

2:23 PM  
Anonymous CY said...

You have too much time...

4:53 PM  

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