Thursday, April 13, 2006

Porridge cooking king in the history of human kind

I always thought if one day there will be a telephone porridge cooking competition, I might have a big chance to win based on my 12 hour 'pou zok' record, until I saw this.

RM806 trillion phone bill?! OMFG!

Let us do some calculation here. He paid his January phone bill. Assume this 806 trillion is accumulated phone bill of feb till now, which is approximately 70 days, equal to 100800 minutes. If he would to call non stop for 70 days, every minute cost him RM8 billion, WHERE THE HELL IS HE CALLING TO?

No, he is not calling hell, because hell is on earth, the most expensive direct international dialing rate according to Telekom is only RM5 per minute. The earth diameter is 12,756 km. Technically calling the other side of the earth is more expensive than calling to hell because hell is much closer.

Therefore, RM5 per minute for 12,756km, RM8 billion will let him call 20 trillion KM away. The farthest planet from sun, Pluto, is ONLY 5.75 billion KM away from earth. So this guy must be doing a DIRECT CALL out of the Solar System, pou zok with some extraterrestrial intelligence who speaks human language every second non stop since February. I was just curious, did anyone see a copper line wired out of the Solar system from Malaysia? It must be copper wire because that's what Telekom have, don't even think about fiber optics.

By the way, if the guy did pay his bill of RM806 trillion, Telekom will be the No.1 company in the Fortune 500, no, not just Fortune 500, it will be in the human history as well, because all Fortune 500 or even Fortune 1000 company's revenue add up also don't have RM806 trillion!

Now don't get an alien gf unless you are rich enough to pay the phone bills.

p/s : Well done again, Telecon Telekom.


Blogger koekoe said...

ooo... maybe his late father called his buddy down there.... :O

tht's y chinese burn paper nokias and prepaid cards during cheng beng :O

3:36 PM  
Blogger shein said...

and that's why hell bank notes got so many zerooooooooos

11:18 PM  
Blogger way said...

oh yeah, that make sense now, telekom expect him to pay after he die leh.. After die liao go down there all the money got so many zero, can be sexdecillionaire ( 10 power of 51, in case you dunno, nothing to do with sex!)

by the way, burn so many nokia and prepaid card, not scared the dead people call back home?

1:04 AM  
Blogger koekoe said...

so far no one burn a satelite for transmission & telephone companies yet...

dun ask me y they don't call home :D maybe they did ~~> refer to the random calls with no sound.. :x

2:22 PM  
Blogger way said...

wah... telekom sure safe liao.. no one will wanna burn telekom for their love ones in heaven, coz the service so bad, takes forever to make things done, but collect money very fast...

2:49 PM  
Blogger lunaticgal said...

good detail in those calculation!!! too late to see this...
i also wana call mars...
but telefon is using copper wires??
maybe hell not support nokia fon...they cant charge lah..the voltage notsame.

6:03 PM  
Blogger way said...

wah... u got friend on mars? that's so cool...

8:09 PM  

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